Brain Dead — Brain Dead x Coach Signature Jacquard Soft Tabby Shoulder Bag 26 with Patches - Khaki

Brain Dead

Brain Dead x Coach Signature Jacquard Soft Tabby Shoulder Bag 26 with Patches - Khaki

SKU: BDS26A00005645BR07-OS
C

64/100

Well-made, but rough on the environment.

Buy once, keep for years to amortize the production hit.

Material C · 64Health C · 55Eco · 42Label · moderate

Why this material grade?

This product scored 64/100 on the 7-axis material rubric, based on its composition of 3% Recycled Polyester, 57% Cotton, 42% Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester. Blended from 3% Recycled Polyester, 57% Cotton, 42% Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester — the score is a weighted average based on each material's proportion.

C (55-69): Average material composition — typical blend, reasonable for everyday wear.

Average quality, high synthetic content

Decent for everyday wear, but the synthetic content means microplastic shedding and it won't biodegrade. Consider natural alternatives for your next purchase.

Breakdown

Composition

3% Recycled Polyester, 57% Cotton, 42% Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester, 3% Recycled Polyester

Blend — recycled synthetic + natural

Fabric details
eVent™
Denim construction
🔬

Every wash of synthetic fabric releases up to 700,000 microplastic fibers into waterways. Use a Guppyfriend bag to catch them.

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This fabric will take 200+ years to decompose. That means a shirt you buy today will still exist in the year 2226.

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Synthetic fabrics can contain BPA, which mimics estrogen. Studies have found BPA transferring to skin through sweat contact.

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Cost per wear

rough estimate
$5.50/wear · 100 expected wears

Premium price — wear-it-often math

How we got there

Base for this category: 100 expected wears.

× 1.00 for Recycled Polyester (mid-durability fiber, durability 77).

= 100 expected wears. $550 ÷ 100$5.50/wear.

Missing GSM — this is a category-level estimate, not garment-specific. Expect ±30% variance.

Real life is messier than a formula: how often you wash, how you wash, whether you wear it inside-out, dry on low — all of it shifts the number. This is the ceiling under reasonable care.

40°

Wash

warm (40°C)

Bleach

Do not bleach

Dry

tumble low

Iron

low

P

Dry Clean

avoid

Cycle: normalDetergent: regularSoftener: No

Best For

👔Formal/Office
Excellent

Excellent durability (77) and comfort (69) for office wear

🏃Athletic Wear
Good

Good breathability (64) and moisture wicking (51) for light activity

👕Everyday Casual
Good

Good comfort (69) and care ease (89) for casual wear

⛰️Outdoor/Hiking
Good

Good durability (77) and breathability (64) for outdoor activities

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Health Impact

Microplastic shedding · skin-contact synthetic load · likely chemical treatments

C55/100

Moderate health impact — some synthetic content or possible chemical treatments. Rotate with natural-fiber alternatives where you can.

MicroplasticsHIGH

700,000 fibers/wash

Skin contactMODERATE

51% synthetic

ChemicalsLOW

Antimony

  • Antimony (trace): Virgin polyester contains trace antimony from PET production. Recycled polyester reduces but does not eliminate it.
🌿 Find plastic-free alternatives →How we score health impact →Not medical advice — based on material composition.

Eco Rating

42/100

Moderate impact — consider eco alternatives

Learn about eco ratings →

Biodegradability

Not Biodegradable

Materials will persist in the environment for decades.

Health & environmental impact →

Label Confidence

MODERATE

Label confidence moderate — one signal suggests the composition may be incomplete or under-verified.

  • Recycled-fiber claim without explicit certification (GRS, RCS). Chain-of-custody for recycled materials is hard to verify without one.
How fabric labels can mislead — and what to look for →

What this score doesn't measure

  • ×Fiber grade. Staple length, micronaire, strength. "100% cotton" could be short-staple upland or long-staple Pima — same label, very different fabric.
  • ×Yarn processing. Singles count, ply (single vs two-ply), spinning method (open-end vs ring-spun vs compact), mercerization. Invisible from any label.
  • ×Knit / weave structure. Single jersey vs interlock, knit tightness. A loose knit pills; a tight knit lasts.
  • ×Fabric weight (GSM). One construction signal among several — and high GSM can come from loose cheap yarn just as easily as from fine tight yarn. We have it for blank manufacturers, rarely for retail.
  • ×Pre-shrink processing. Sanforized cotton shrinks ~1%; non-sanforized can shrink up to 10%. Not visible from the composition tag.
  • ×Construction quality. Stitch density (SPI), seam types, collar geometry, manufacturing tolerances (AQL). These often matter more than the fiber itself.
  • ×Specific chemical loads. Health Impact flags "likely PFAS / possible formaldehyde" from composition × category — we don't lab-test individual SKUs.

We rate the fabric, not the garment. Composition is the floor of what you're guaranteed to be getting — most shoppers don't have that.

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